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10 ways to tell if your friend is an Alien Electronic Shield Against Artillery? Saddam’s New Face? New landmine is a real shocker

News Anchor: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Top News Story - May 30 2003 The Notorious Assassin and Renowned Sushi Chef "Sho Ko-Sushi" has been apprehended and is now a permanent resident in the HSGC maximum security detention center. Or until he apologizes!