| AGENT IDENTIFICATION: AGENT C |
| Alias:
The Cranium; Mister Master Supervisor (to Clunky-Bonk!) |
| AREA(S) OF EXPERTISE: ROBOTICS,
CYBERNETICS |
|
HIGHLIGHTS OF QUALIFICATION: |
- Highly creative, resourceful and unabashedly flatulent.
- Excellent skills in mechanics and artificial neuron-
metasystems.
- Skilled in all phases of cyborg production and
reproduction.
- Good working knowledge of both the Principle of
Undifferentiated
- Encoding and the Grilled Cheese Paradigm/Paradox.
- Excited
by the challenge of research, experimentation and burlap underpants
|
RELEVANT SKILLS and
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: |
|
Applied Research
|
- Successfully
developed new algorithms for use in cyborg research & psychotherapy.
- Developed,
in collaboration with others, a novel essay, which identifies the robot’s
natural inclination to lumber about making beep-boop noises.
- Delivered
periodic presentations of results and works-in-progress to staff of mental
midgets and midget mentalists.
|
|
Innovation/Exploration
|
- Pursued unique opportunities for experimentation, for
example:
--researched and worked out procedures for combinatorial explosion
predictability in cyborg toilet habits; --experimented with the robotic mind’s
communicative domains to induce better cyborg toilet habits.
|
| EDUCATION: |
- Apprenticed under
Charchok the Mechanizer.
- Reads books.
- Ok, he doesn’t read books.
|
| AGENT C’S COMMENTS |
Common language defines the cyborg as an organism which is part animal and part
machine. From an alternate perspective, a cyborg is an entity
composed of parts derived from both internal processes and external alike.
However, some theorists perceive organisms as biological machines.
Since the parts develop independently from the mind, this would lend to
the notion that all thinking organisms fall into the domain of cybernetic life.
I say a creature with an artificial butt is a cyborg. |
